But then I look across the bar and I realize it’s all good because the bartender is a hottie and I love the chicas, so I figure, ‘ok, I bet I can work out a deal with this girl. She looks horny enough and men usually do a shitty job eating pussy, so maybe I can earn my inebriation, right?’

So we start talking and it looks like I’m going to be plenty of use to that luscious poon, and then she drops the bombshell. No poon. Just a big, hard lollicock! At this point I’m even more turned on than before. She leads me to the pool table so that I can settle up and I suck her off like a bitch in heat. I even give her a hell of a tip: ‘for the best experience, shoot that load right on my face!’

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~BB~